@JessObsess: Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.
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@DulciePlaid: When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys.
@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.
@JermHimselfish: I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies
@PaulyMosh: Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again