@NintenDom: Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement.
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@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
@MoneypennyNaked: Apparently speed dating doesn't involve taking amphetamines. UGH. Worst night ever.
@HollyMemphis: Praying mantis walks up to his buddies with no head, "Guess who got laid last night?"