@NintenDom: Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement.
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@Holy_Mowgli: PRIEST: the child is inhabited by the same evil spirit we crossed paths with! CHILD [demon voice]: DON'T END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSSESSION
@jimmytorosian: Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!
@TheAlexNevil: Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.