@_wendyb07: Just some repair guys and me at work right now. If a pizza delivery guy and a director show up, I'm leaving.
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@3sunzzz: 5: You forgot my night-light! It keeps monsters away. Me: If a monster wants to get you, a 4 watt bulb won't stop him. Good night, Sweetie.
@juliussharpe: I feel like I could give a great NBA locker room speech. "Guys, we're all millionaires, none of this matters."
@Cheeseboy22: When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!" People always clap when she wakes up.