@bananagrvyrd: Just spent 5 minutes waving my hands in front of a manual paper towel dispenser if anyone needs someone to take their SAT exam for them.
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@jctwritesstuff: Me: I took two naps today and was just falling asleep again. Him: I can think of something to wake you up. *wraggles eyebrows* Me: Is it food?
@murrman5: titanic but with Jackie Chan "so he like fights the iceberg?" no everything is exactly the same
@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.