@Dishy2101: Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.
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@SaraMansford: Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election
@jjax44: It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back.
@Cherbearxo: Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor.