@HeyoShellz: Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't

@50NerdsofGrey: 'Tell me you want me' he ordered. 'I want you' she said. 'Now tell me you need me.' 'I need you' she sighed. She hated calling tech support.

@PimpBillClinton: Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my "Share a Shower" water conservation program.

@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.

@That_Damn_Duck: I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural.