@SuSuSuDonym: Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
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@Izianikapani: Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one.
@thedailymarker: When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch.
@beckyiniowa: My husband had to sign a form stating he understands his mother's cremation is nonreversible. I weep for our species.
@VodkaThursday: What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.