@briangaar: Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them
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@nbadag: [movie theater] TRAILER ANNOUNCER: how far will one man go.....to protect what he loves ME: [turning to person behind me] pretty far i bet
@JillBidenVeep: Not pictured: Joe waiting outside the door in his karate uniform ready to spring into action.
@ohwrigley: Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.