@thejodiest: Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.
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@heymonroe: Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet.
@funnyordie: Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler.
@brideylee: On the list of things I fear the most, "death" comes in as a close second to "audience participation"