@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
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@juneohara65: My cat is smarter than I am but I'm brighter than most plants, so I feel like I'm holding my own.
@better_off_dad: *At demonstration *grabs megaphone - stands on car 'DOES ANYONE HAVE AN iPHONE CHARGER?'
@MarkAgee: I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president.
@Inconsteveable: My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.