@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
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@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
@cervixsmash: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family