@Amburglar_: Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop.
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@SinCityChiGirl: If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion
@Skoogeth: everyone: IT WAS COLD OUT THIS MORNING BUT NOW ITS WARM! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO? me: finally *slowly unzipping my khakis at the knee so they become shorts* now is my time to shine
@NicCageMatch: My dog is starting a food blog where she writes about the delicious flavors of the various paper napkins she finds and eats.