@Amburglar_: Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop.
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@theclinestborle: Hey, hot girl at the bar who gave me a radio station’s phone number instead of hers : the jokes on you, I just won Oilers tickets and a Bud Light poncho
@iscoff: Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man