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@jamiesmart: Just this preview of the story is enough
@FilthyRichmond: God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us.
@N0pantz: Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier.
@charliedelta7: An apple a day can keep ANYONE away if you throw it really hard at their face
@Vodkantots: 3: Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?
Me: So I look less tired.
3: Why are you tired?
Me: Because I'm a mom.
3: Why are you a mom?
@bossy_bootz: Roses are red
Violets are blue
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