@Underchilde: Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot.
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@danjan13: Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink
@briangaar: Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance
@JessObsess: I tell people I'm narcoleptic so if I fall asleep when they're talking to me I don't seem rude.
@comer310: Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime.