@Underchilde: Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot.
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@PinkCamoTO: I never realized just how much of parenting is surreptitiously throwing away artwork.
@ThatBrenna: *takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer.
@arielleBigBlue: If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me.