@delusions_of: Just to be clear, when I came over to your house I had no intention of fighting your cat.
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@GiantsofDiving: Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?
@blade_funner: If I worked in a tollbooth, every time someone asked me how my day was going I'd say "IT'S REALLY TAKING A TOLL" and then laugh maniacally.
@3sunzzz: If you're giving me directions and you say, "Head north," I'm going to think you mean toward the sky.