@delusions_of: Just to be clear, when I came over to your house I had no intention of fighting your cat.
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@bluebonetbabies: I love how we have a big tv so my 3 kids can crowd around the tiny iPad and argue over not being able to see.
@Smooheed: Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy
@dave_cactus: [first date with a skeleton] ME: So um... have you always been a skeleton? HER: No, in high school I was a- ME: Wait, no- HER: Skeleteen.