@stockejock: Just told my kid her freckles are kisses from angels and she said freckles are actually clusters of concentrated melanin. THANKS NICK JR. :(
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@david8hughes: There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.
@ieatanddrink: A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth
@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.