@Goldishocks: Just told my kids they had to share. Now they are dressed in long blacks wigs singing if I could turn back time.
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@ericONEderful: Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids.
@sugabelly: I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. 😒
@AnkCoupleTO: 1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun
@bourgeoisalien: man: you're beautiful me: gross man: humanity is a black hole of stupid and i'm dying inside me: [heart beats fast] oh my god are you single