@Discourt: Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch.
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@Wine_Honey1: When I'm exercising with my cats, I barely make it through track one on my playlist before I need a nap in someone's yard. *gets arrested for trespassing
@junejuly12: When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard
@CoopSoSarc: All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes.