@badbanana: Just tore seven ligaments trying to avoid being handed the phone by my wife.
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@soccerskiingmom: If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?
@weinerdog4life: Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat.
@ANNIEwayyyy: My mom recently figured out that the best way to get me to call her back right away is to text me that someone died but not tell me who.