@GlennyRodge: Just tried a kids meal in McDonald's. Unfortunately, her dad chased me away before I got any of her chips.
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@_ElvishPresley_: WATSON: It appears the victim died upon entering the bathroom HOLMES: And how did you deduce he wasn't leaving? WATSON: No shit, Sherlock.
@Lhlodder: Lord help the person who honks at a mom while she’s strapping her kids in their car seats. It was already gonna take an hour to get us ready, but now it might just take 2.
@doktorj: "I don't think being an only child affected me at all." I say, as I straighten my tiara, whilst eating the last cookie.