@GlennyRodge: Just tried a kids meal in McDonald's. Unfortunately, her dad chased me away before I got any of her chips.
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@DaddyJew: TSA: do you have anything to declare? Me: *grabs the agent by the hand* I declare a thumb war
@PrestoVision: her: wow you wear those jeans everyday you must have like 5 pairs me: [owns 1 pair of jeans] haha, 6 actually
@SteveSackington: My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today. He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund.