@theshamingofjay: Just tried to even up my sideburns and now I'm a hairless cat.
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@PaperWash: "I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway
@ShrugLord: It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day
@TheBoydP: Judge: Your charge is burning down your neighbors house Me: Your Honor they hung baskets of plastic flowers on their porch! J: Not Guilty!