@theshamingofjay: Just tried to even up my sideburns and now I'm a hairless cat.
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@LoveMeNowDad: A microwave with three only buttons. 1. Hot Pocket 2. Pizza Rolls 3. 4 Hot Pockets and 60 Pizza Rolls