@Lisa_Laughs_: Just waiting to hear those three special words... "there's no evidence."
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@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
@pinningnut: My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it.
@McNarstle: Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex.
@nerdsrockk: When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide. Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress.