@Lisa_Laughs_: Just waiting to hear those three special words... "there's no evidence."
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@PHDaniel_Street: Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day...
@daemonic3: [grocery shopping] "Actually it should be 15 items or FEWER" I'll fix that sir [grabs mic] CUSTOMER NEEDS HELP FINDING EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS
@ClichedOut: GENIE: the rule is u can't wish for more wishes ME: i wish to amend the rule so u can GENIE: son of a