@Lisa_Laughs_: Just waiting to hear those three special words... "there's no evidence."
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@JasonLight73: I'm so glad I found Twitter...I finally have a rock solid Alibi for my Google Search History!
@mynameisntdave: GENIE: u get 3 wishes! ME: for my first wish, I want a never-ending bowl of guac GENIE: guac, huh? Yeah, that's gonna cost you an extra wish