@tpurvis06: Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought "damn so easily entertained" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min.
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@AZHORSEMOM77: Nothing shows more confidence in humanity that a mom with 4 kids in a drive through not checking the order before she pulls away
@Jade_VK: [campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs.