@tpurvis06: Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought "damn so easily entertained" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min.
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@lilgapeach30: 8 *walks into the house with covered in mud* Me: MY LORD 8: well that's a nice way to greet me but no, just your son.
@LurkAtHomeMom: I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
@ManvAlcohol: I'm just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I would make all the wires the same color.
@lecalabara: Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it.