@enigmaterics: One thing I've learned about getting older is that not everything is as how it appears. Or I need new glasses. Again.

@caliluvgirl77: [interrupts Pink Floyd] "Actually, it's AN education"

@tigersgoroooar: Yesterday CNN reported that "sitting will kill you, even if you exercise" and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but living will kill you.

@SteveSuckington: Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here

@Paige__xxx: Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?