@AimeeHelene1: Just watched a guy walk into the wall, because he couldn't decide if he should go left or right. The future of humanity scares me.
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@Cheeseboy22: A lemonade stand is a good way to teach your kids the value of someone giving you money because they feel sorry for you.
@UNTRESOR: The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground.
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: *confronts childhood bully* I've been waiting for this day Bully: OH YEAH? Me: *calls my mom & whispers* I'm in a little trouble here