@AimeeHelene1: Just watched a guy walk into the wall, because he couldn't decide if he should go left or right. The future of humanity scares me.
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@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
@TweetPotato314: there was actually a 13th apostle, but not a lot of people know about him, because he was looking for a fork he’d dropped under the table right as leonardo painted that picture
@Itskarleytime: Statistically humans have sex 104 times a year. This is about to be a very wild 12 days.
@HatfieldAnne: Words I thought I would never have to yell from the kitchen into the living room: "DON'T GIVE THE CAT SCOTCH!"