@bea_ker: Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a "thirsty boy"
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@ShutUpThatsWho: [Rome] CENTURION: please state your date of birth CITIZEN: May I CENTURION: yes CITIZEN: CENTURION: CITIZEN: CENTURION: when is it tho