@FinallyHeSleeps: Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats.
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@CarpentersCrack: I date waitresses so I can ask them if everything is ok when their mouth is full.
@Black__Elvis: Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing.
@drunkNnaughty: I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.