@House_Feminist: Just when I thought we'd avoided all controversial topics at Thanksgiving dinner my niece said Aristocats was better than The Lion King
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@TheIronSherk: My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle
@ThaJawn: *takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever "It's a BAKE sale" *exhales again Tell me about it