@CranalBeads: just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair
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@LindaInDisguise: How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones.
@bacon_gillepic: You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!
@edgarrants: The best part of being old for the holidays? Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation.