@ibid78: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Jesus turned it into wine.
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@jilleb163: Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as "Quiet and keeps to herself."
@jennifereblue: I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!
@Cajun_Ninja: Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No.