@ibid78: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Jesus turned it into wine.
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@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
@Bob_Heller: You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better.
@BuckyIsotope: Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? "Actually that's a myth-" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh
@AnniemuMary: I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning.