@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that
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@riesypiecey: Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
@ibid78: [good cop] admit you stole those diamonds [suspect] wait but I peed on them so now they're mine [dog cop] Jim he has a point
@_ElvishPresley_: [Thanksgiving] ME: hey dad will ya pass the peas DAD: say please ME: hey dad will ya pass the please DAD: *tears up so hard*