@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that
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@stockejock: Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.
@ingmarbirdman: *bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*
@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..
@BuckyIsotope: Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead.