@Charles_HRH: Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he "won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry". Well played, Great Britain. Job done.
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@carlawh: Yes, I DO think "did you bring my pizza?" is an acceptable answer when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
@ddsmidt: A stranger on the internet told me I probably have better things to do than spend time on Twitter. It’s like he doesn’t even know me at all.
@bobvulfov: me in the kitchen: how do i crack an egg me watching great british bake off: what kind of an idiot forgets to poke steam holes in their banquet pie