@TheFakeCNN: Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever.
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@Bizarro_Mark: 5 and I are playing "guess the number I'm thinking of" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!
@RobDenBleyker: I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's totally fine, and science shouldn't stop her.
@loserlexii: ikea worker 1: ok i say we name it "stay in stool" haha like school haha cuz it's a stool ikea worker 2: nice try but we r naming it üdëkæb
@Bagyants: I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like "Let's name it Rad!" and one guy was all "Let's dial that back a bit."