@TheFakeCNN: Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever.
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@pinupteacher: ME: What tattoo should I get? TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...