@kolchak: Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil".
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@Chumpstring: [used car] ME: my credit's bad SALESMAN: k ME: i'm a criminal SALESMAN: no law against that ME: i'm on the run SALESMAN: then you need a car
@misfarber: Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously
@NintenDom: My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart.