@TheTweetOfGod: Justin Bieber's career died for your sins.
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@KKAlThani: I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini.
@Rachelnoise: After three beers in a bikini I quit holding in my stomach and just think of baby names to tell people.
@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.
@FlyJ_: My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist.