@AdderallMomma: Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas.
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@robfee: If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for a year.
@aimlessamers: I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor.
@jdforshort: If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?
@MomOfTeen: If by "junk in the trunk" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk.