@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
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@egg_dog: dunno what the best part of this is? being called 'jack sexty' or getting an award for shitting on exercise equipment
@RidiculousSheri: Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats.
@nachosarah: hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield
@pharmasean: What's your spirit animal? "An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave