@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
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@Chicken_Hawk38: Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
@ClickBaite: [SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Bourgeoisie ME: Really? W o w JUDGE: *annoyed* Sir, the word is Bourgeoisie ME:*clears throat* Eff - U - See - Kay - U
@Marlebean: A nasal spray that's filled with glitter, so when you sneeze it's like a confetti popper.