@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
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@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.
@Social_Mime: My thoughts are with you but my prayers are reserved for Kelly on FB that's cooking a casserole for the first time.
@badbanana: When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad.