@longwall26: Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist minors to fight a martial arts proxy war.
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@RoosterMustache: Assert dominance over your boss by choosing an elevator button higher than the one he picked & act like its a big deal to wait for his floor
@joshgondelman: If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name.
@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.