Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@BlindChow: Karen, will you marry me?

"Ugh. No. Please take me home."

*20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*

Karen, will you marry me?

“Ugh. No. Please take me home.”

*20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*

COMMENTS