@Jandalize: Karma is my daughter bragging about getting to sleep late this week and forgetting to turn off her alarm.
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@PaperWash: idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school
@Nikkeya08: We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face
@Jake_Vig: THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say "ring ring." ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important.
@TheSharona06: Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis