@Jandalize: Karma is my daughter bragging about getting to sleep late this week and forgetting to turn off her alarm.
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@bridger_w: If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist
@SeptapusDenny: CNN writer: how's this - my phone is missing. CNN exec: meh Writer: It was on AIRPLANE mode! *CNN exec absolutely loses it*
@Dr_awfulpants: Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?