@js_jacques: Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater.
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@KalvinMacleod: [first date] HER: I love to learn ME: (trying to impress her) I spent two extra years in high school
@ozzyunc: "I want to get drunk in public." "Me too but on pancake batter." "If only there was a way to solve both problems." -The Origin of Eggnog