@js_jacques: Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater.
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@UncleDuke1969: "Wow, it's pouring out there." "Just let a smile be your umbrella!" "That's not how rain works, Karen."
@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
@WhatevaConc: When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.
@ladyignoble: Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked.