@junejuly12: Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows.
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@_Aynne_: My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, "Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"
@SlipperySecret: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because I don't have time to get arrested today.
@_eric_alexander: I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps.