@ElgatoEsmio: Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
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@Adar79Angie: I let friend's kid call my ex & say "Are you really my daddy?" while I'm in the background yelling "hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"
@FSUSteve: Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show.
@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?