@ElgatoEsmio: Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
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@andylassner: Only your family knows what you’re truly capable of. Every year my sister-in-law sends out an email to all of us assigning us our Thanksgiving dishes. The turkey, the stuffing, the side dishes, desserts, etc. Every year I’m assigned “bottled water”.
@TheAlexNevil: People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or plates. Paper plates are ok. No hammers, though. What are you - Thor?
@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice