@aveuaskew: Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest.
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@michaelianblack: The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise.
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
@ibid78: "You thinkin what I'm thinkin?" "That we should dance our way out of this street fight?" "Wait what?" "No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."
@WigCannon: before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do