@aveuaskew: Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest.
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@MakesYouGiggle: Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication.
@BradBroaddus: My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards.