@usedwigs: Keep slugs out of your garden by building a tiny slug-sized amusement park next to it with slow safe rides.
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@LooseTalks_Girl: When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage.
@itsboyschapter: My mother always told me "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"...and some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
@trevso_electric: The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.