@panmidwest: Keep things interesting by delicately sneaking ice cubes into your friends' pockets
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@FattMernandez: I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip.
@iGreenMonk: I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !
@Reverend_Scott: SON: The car's manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON'T- DAD: -that's sound advice.
@AmishPornStar1: I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.