@panmidwest: Keep things interesting by delicately sneaking ice cubes into your friends' pockets
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@baaabs_29: I remember when I used to play hard to get.. now I'm like hi i love you, ring size 4.5, my uterus is healthy, please marry me.
@ceejoyner: When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said.
@thenatewolf: Tell me more about these male enhancement pills... Will they help me chop wood better? How about pelts? Will I know how to make pelts?
@ryaninco: North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention.