@TheTweetOfGod: Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.

@rcromwell4: Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons.

@RoosterMustache: God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

@TheDjinnTrials: Customer: Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write? Me: Wanna buy my book? Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

@dinaliz2: it was hard being a teenager with the last name لزيق i mean stalk one guy and you're لزيقة for the next three years