@PunnyOldMan: Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer.
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@Home_Halfway: I spent 2 hours at a gym looking angry with my arms crossed. The manager thought I worked there and gave me a raise
@Cheeseboy22: The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices.
@Sassafrantz: I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids.
@Carmel_Coleman: Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer.