@Dr_powpow: Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.
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@better_off_dad: I could tell by her screams this was not the kind of friendship that included showers.
@mean_spice: Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef
@MableGertrude: If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money.
@sweb74: Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute...