@Dr_powpow: Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.
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@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
@GavinProbably: Facebook- You: Going to a concert tonight! Friend: Sweet, what concert? Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO
@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.