@Dr_powpow: Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.
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@NourhanKheir: an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well.
@gerryhallcomedy: My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine.
@Parentpains: My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong.
@TheKegKiller: Me: You can't arrest me. I have to run a marathon today. Cop: Stop playing the race card.