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@Dawn_M_: Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.
@iGreenMonk: Working on my new book, "How to Get Through Life Without Reading."
@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.
@sageboggs: I'm not proud
@Coolhand_Comedy: May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning
@shutupmikeginn: The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me.