@PetiteRainCity: Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks.
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@BromanConsul: I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer "Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"
@therealeatwood: I’m usually more of a Samantha but sometimes I am such a Carrie, like when a bucket of blood got dumped on my head at prom
@UNTRESOR: If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose.
@PaperWash: I quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice