@PetiteRainCity: Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks.
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@ThisOneSayz: 3yo: play it again! Me: I can't, baby *3yo throws epic fit* Radio, you're tearing this family apart.
@JayUhOh: Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens.
@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.