@sunexplode: Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names.
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@McNevich: Total shocker that you actually have to pay for things when you get to the register. Go ahead and dump your purse on the counter. We'll wait
@Twitmytweeties: "Snitches get stitches" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, "Snitches never wake up again" is more likely to deter snitching...
@lisaxy424: *finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this