@sunexplode: Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names.
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@freeDone01: My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry.
@KateWhineHall: My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband.
@ItsAndyRyan: *Child putting on clothes very slowly while singing* Me: You really need to hurry up – we're going to be late. *Child starts singing faster*